A friend showed me this and I laughed so hard I was crying:

Boogie_Night: lol i just wrestled one pissed off dog
Sergeant Rryan: lol
Boogie_Night: my friends dog was under my bed
Boogie_Night: AND was trying to bite everyone
Sergeant Rryan: lololol
Boogie_Night: So i did the whole slamming my hands on ground making it get closer to out from under
Sergeant Rryan: lol
Boogie_Night: It finally got close enough i grabbed it colar
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