Gets pretzels.
Inserts the New England Patriots.
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Gets pretzels.
Inserts the New England Patriots.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Gets the new England Parrots.
Inserts a giant egg
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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Gets a yoke.
Inserts a salt shaker.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Gets a pepper shaker.
Inserts a cow slug
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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Gets a cow pie.
Inserts a spider.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Gets spider milk
Inserts a sheep
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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Gets f*cked. LoLz
Inserts your rectum.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Get's mario
Inserts a peach
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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Gets bent.
Inserts a dildo.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Get's this http://cdn-sr3.saintsrow.com/news/WW_penetrator_lg.jpg
Inserts a 2kg weight
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson