Gets an ugly girlfriend.
Inserts your mom.
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
Gets an ugly girlfriend.
Inserts your mom.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Get's your mom.
Inserts a speaker
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
Hears your mom moan.
Inserts your mom's orgasm.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Well, I didn't get anything, so you don't either.
Inserts an envelope
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
Gets a stamp.
Inserts your cervix.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Gets a flaming tree.
Inserts the flaming tree
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
Gets a flaming tree.
Inserts a flaming tree.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Get's a flaming tree. Inserts a flaming owl
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
Gets a flaming moe.
Inserts a naked 18 yo girl.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Get's a flaming tree
Insert's a flaming tree
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson