Gets a big cock.
Inserts a sheep.
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Gets a big cock.
Inserts a sheep.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Get's a ram.
Inserts a bureaucratic form about the calories gained and lost by all staff members during the past 3.14159 hours.
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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Gets a McDonald's menu.
Inserts a farmer's market.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Get's sheep poo.
Inserts spider milk
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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Gets death.
Inserts a brand new M4 rifle.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Get's a M4 and a grenade launcher attachment.
Inserts a highliter
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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Gets highlighter spelled correctly.
Inserts a pen.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Get's a pencil
Inserts a bomb
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
Gets a fuse.
Inserts a Garfield comic strip.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Get's a talking cat that craves lasagna
Inserts a pepperoni pizza pie with extra pepperoni
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson