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    Kills Rape_Jizz with a computer virus.
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    Kills Tamps by forcing him to sit on a pyramid, and leaving him there, until the pyramid point starts sliding up his but, causing... After there it gets too graphic for wiichat.
    "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

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    Kills Rape_Jizz by first running up behind him with a baseball bat. Tampa then whacks him over the back of the head, knocking him out. Tamps drags Rape_Jizz's body back to his evil torture chamber where he ties Rape_Jizz down on an operating table. Once Rape_Jizz awakens, Tamps begins removing each of his toe nails and fingernails one at a time. Tamps pour trace amounts of lemon juice and salt into each of the open wounds where the nails used to be. Then Tamps get a ream of 500 sheets of copy paper and give Rape_Jizz 10,000 paper cuts all over his body. To keep him from passing out, Tamps sticks an IV in his arm. Then, just as Rape_Jizz begins wishing for death, Tamps adds adrenaline to the IV, causing Rape_Jizz to shake violently upon the table. Finally, Tamps finishes Rape_Jizz off by making him drink 30 gallons of water until he explodes from over-hydration. Then Tamps gathers up all the loose body parts, and using a blender, liquifies Rape_Jizz into a red, bloody paste. Tamps uses the paste to paint a warning on a wall of Rape_Jizz's house to the rest of his family. Rape_Jizz's family all commit suicide in fear. This was the end of all that was Rape_Jizz. Amen.
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    You want to see where this goes? Fine. You get forced into a bath, which happens to be an alkali bath. (Basically, you get the sensation of being burned alive, but your brain will continue working longer so you will feel every single burning pain that happens to your body. When your flesh begins to dissolve the pain will be intense, like being skinned alive, but then the inner layer of the skin starts to dissolve and that’s where the real pain begins. Add to that the alkalosis overexciting your nerves, causing them to become inflamed and the convulsions that will soon follow make you lose control of your bodily functions. And now you can pick your own death!)
    "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

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    Kills Rape_Jizz by forcing him to take an English Class that lasts 20 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TampaBondo View Post
    Kills Rapid_Jazz by forcing him to take an English Class that lasts 20 years.
    NO!!!! Oh wait, I like English lessons.

    Kills Tamps by forcing him to listen to Justin Beiber for eternity!
    "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

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    Kills Rape_Jizz by making him date Justin Beiber for eternity. lolz
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    Quote Originally Posted by TampaBondo View Post
    Kills RaPiD_JazD by making him date Justin Beiber for eternity. lolz
    The Horror! The Absolute horror! NO!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kills Tamps by forcing him to marry Justin Beiber
    "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

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    Kills Rape_Jizz by forcing him to have relations with Justin Beiber every night for the rest of his life.
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    NO!!!!!!! *In a fit of rage, decapitates tamps then goes off and sulks in a corner, and is later taken to the mental hospital. Then he escapes and kills his family*
    "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

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