My mom's dead too. And my 2nd mom too! WOW! Oh wait, I know....
Tamps resurrects his two dead moms and Jizzy's dead mom, activates his zombie mind control, and commands all 3 of them to go kill Jizzy. They kill you by eating your brains.
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My mom's dead too. And my 2nd mom too! WOW! Oh wait, I know....
Tamps resurrects his two dead moms and Jizzy's dead mom, activates his zombie mind control, and commands all 3 of them to go kill Jizzy. They kill you by eating your brains.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
A pet shop guy persuades you to keep a rattlesnake as a pet. It doesn't work out as planned
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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Kills Rape_Jizz by having our 3 dead moms come after you again, this time gnawing your arms and legs off into bloody little stumps before eating your brains.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Tamps is killed by stepping on a
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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Kills rape-jizz-a-meister by making him the new coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. You die of embarrassment and disgust.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Kills Tamps by replacing him with Theo in this house.
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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Kills rape_jizzerizer with a megaton punch.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Kills TamponBongo with a FALCON punch
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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Kills Rape_Jizz by sinking Australia.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Kills TamponBongo by flooding florida
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson