im not dead yet ;-)Originally Posted by Darkprinny
lee.jarratt... i fu*kin hate you
Thanks to Pepper for the sig
I am leader of the Super Metroid fanclub
I cut you up into peices, make a stir fry outa of you and add a nice kianty with your kindeys.
I then feed you to hannibal lector.
Was there any need?Originally Posted by motherbrainrulez
Back on topic:
I shoot you to pluto and corrupt penguins and then i transport them to pluto.
The corrupted penguins slowly peck you to death, crush you by waddling over you in large groups, and by dipping your head into snow.
thanks palOriginally Posted by Cpt.McLoud
i chop ur head off and stick it in a pressure cooker until your heaf explodes. meanwhile, i feed the rest of your body to turtles
I tell lee that his Nintendo Wii broke because I threw an orange(peeled) at it, and it splattered everywhere and the juices got all on the inside, and game worked for a little, but once the juices got all the way to the inside, then it broke down, and fried. Then lee cries so hard that his eyeballs fall out, and he can't see. Then, I have to lead him around town to the store to buy his ice cream and fruit punch and stuff. Eventually, I get really sick of it because he is so bossy, and tries to fight me when I accidentally let him buy the wrong brand of fruit punch, but I won't fight him because he is blind, and I would feel bad beating up on him, so he ends up just punching me. But sometimes I hide so he can't find me, and he ends up punching other stuff, like his broken Wii. Finally, I tell him that we are going to go and get a new Wii since his first one broke. We drive to the mountains, and I tell him that we are at the Toys R Us. He gets so excited and runs to the door, but it really isn't the door. It is actually a huge cliff that he falls off of. After he falls, he breaks his legs. He can't walk to find food, so he eats his heart and dies.