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    Riddles

    Hello and hi to all! This thread is about riddles none of them little and I'd like if you'd post them all!


    Post any and all riddles you know. Don't make fun of other people's riddles, and don't worry about someone reposting one already posted, just point it out to them. Don't laugh at other's intelligence, lest its in jest amongst friends. WRAP ANSWERS IN SPOILER TAGS PLEASE Oh, and make sure they're riddles. Oh yeah, theres no need to wait for an answer to post a riddle, just put them up here. Another thing, don't ask for answers... it takes the fun out of it. O.k. and no Google or whatnot. Try to make if fun for everyone :P

    Here's two of mine I've heard:
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    When stepped on dead they mutter and grumble,
    When stepped on alive, they don't even mumble. What are they?
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    When is a door not a door?
    Last edited by Taills; 06-01-2007 at 11:11 AM.

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    first is
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    second is
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    Okies...here's mine:

    What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die?
    Last edited by Brawny; 06-01-2007 at 07:03 AM.

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    Brawny one of your answers aren't spoilered properly :o
    3rd mistake now Brawny they are creeping on you

    And your is hard, I dunno what it is....

    I got one:
    What are you always antisipating to come but it never arrives
    Last edited by Wii_Smurf; 06-01-2007 at 07:12 AM.



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    Oh, Gene....I recommend editing and sticking in "No google, wikipedia...internet etc.... Either you know them or you don't. No one cares if you can search the internet or not"

    Except you might not want to be as harsh as me ^_^.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wii_Smurf
    I got one:
    What are you always antisipating to come but it never arrives
    Super Smash Brothers Brawl. >.>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brawny
    What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die?
    Spoiler Alert!


    Considering Wii_Smurf did not get it, I guess rules permit I go next.

    "What has Four legs but can't run, walk, jump or skip?"


    Write like a four year old and I'll treat you as such Haz, proudly supporting correct use of English and grammar on the forums.
    Think before posting Ask a dumb question and prepare to be owned.

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    @ smurf :/
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    Okies.... A man in tights is lying in the middle of a desert with a rock sitting next to him. How did he die if the rock did not hit him?

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    An man goes into a fish and chip shop and says
    "I'll have Two chips Four Sausages, Six Portions of Curry, 2 more CHips with salt and vinegar, 3 Cheese and Onion Pies , 2 Beef Pies, and 15 Cans of Coca Cola"
    and the man writes down everything he ordered down on a list for the person behind the counter, except this is what he wrote:

    2c 4s 6poc 2csv 3caop 2bp 15c .

    Then the person behind the counter says 'You're from the army aren't you?'

    - How did the person behind the counter know?

    Enoch was right.


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    LMAO at the EURO....you have fish and chips SHOPS? crazay.

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