Banned for having fewer posts and friends than MR.
Banned for being an active member.
Banned for not having a custom user title.
Banned for having more posts than me even though I joined 3 years earliar.
Banned because my "Active Member" title makes sense right there.
Banned for not showing your respect to Espmaster
Banned for not knowing his name is "Espmaster_"
Banned for not knowing the story about why there is a _ in my name.
Banned because there's a story about a _
Banned for the '09 apocalypse