Messed up a christmas present

[TacosTacos]

You open the stick of gum, and begin to chew...only to realize your stick of gum is really a stick of matted hair

I want my boo Celeste to meet me somewhere special.

[Ads]

[bilzar]

You decide to meet up at Mcdonalds ( ) , but you both end up at different ones

I want two more wiimotes more CHristmas

[devitek]

You get two Viimotes instead.

I want my friends to get Wiis so we can play MOHH2 online.

[bilzar]

He gets a Vii instead (RIght back at ya =) )

I want $100 Lego Millinium Falcon...looks challenging!

[devitek]

Due to some confusion, you get a "Prego" Millinium Falcon, made entirely of frozen spaghetti sauce...messy.

I want a full body massage.

[bln_f]

You get one, but the massager has a cold so you get sick.

*3 months later*
*picture of a tombstone with your name on it*

I wish for a spinda plush doll.

[devitek]

Ah, but you didn't specify it to not be an exploding Spinda plush doll.

RIP.

Now I want a hard drive for my Wii.

[jokester]

what would be cool for christmas i dont know what to get

[trisyyy]

bln f:you get a torchic plush doll, and it decides to kill you.


i want a real live pokemon for christmas

[TortillaChip520]

you get it, but it's a charizard, and it eats you.


i want an iPod Touch