Yes, Dog Poop
Have you ever wanted to be gay?
It's alright you will one day. Or you have to ask them out.
Yes I have. Me and my cousin used to make a lot of silly faces and noices when we were little.
Have you ever touched poop with your hand(s)?
Have you ever become addicted to little kid cartoons?
Have you ever had a stalker?
Have you ever mixed two sodas together and drank it?
Yup. Fanta Orange, Sprite, and Root Beer. Surprisingly good. Wait, that's three... I also mixed Coke and Dr. Pepper. Equally as good.
Have you ever listened to a song to make yourself happier?
Once or twice, but I can always coem up with something weird.
Have you ever been french-kissed by a dog?