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    lol I love this one!
    ... John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy.
    "I've got a problem," says Buffy.
    "What's the matter?" asks John.
    "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
    "What's the picture of?" asks John.
    "It's of a big Rooster," replies Buffy.
    "All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look."
    So he goes over to Buffy's house and Buffy greets him saying,
    "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the Cornflakes back in the Box."

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    Hahahaha 8/10 on that one. @ the Dead rabbit one
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    cmon somone else tell a joke im running out of material

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    Okay.. people may have heard this one but oh well, here goes nothing.

    A boy was talking with his girlfriend one day, and she told him she wanted him to come to dinner and meet her parents. The boy was reluctant, and only decided on going because she promised him a pleasant night if done so. So the boyfriend goes to a pharmacy to buy some condoms the night before the dinner. He walks up t the pharmacist and asks to buy the condoms. The pharmacist asks him if it's the boy's first time. He said yes, and began how nervous he was. And the two engaged in a conversation that lasted about an hour. Just having a good conversation with the pharmacist, and a pack of condoms he was ready for the next night. So the boy goes to his girlfriends house, and once he was at the dinner table he began hiding his face and trying not to start a conversation with her parents. She asks "What's the matter?" and the boy replies "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist.
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    Haha that last one was funny

    Here's one, but it's not very suitable to younger people so I'll put it in spoilers

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    lol good one

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    7/10 for the last joke.

    Its a bit blue mine so be warned!!


    A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a pussy cat. He goes up the bar and says: "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the cat."
    The unlikely trio find a table, sit down and drink their drinks. Next, it's the ostrich's round. He walks up to the bar and says: "Beer for me, beer for the man, whisky for the cat." Then the ostrich takes the drinks back to the table and they drink them. When it comes to the cat's turn to buy a round, he simply tells his pals to "Sod off!"
    So the man goes back to the bar and asks for another two beers and a whisky.
    Impressed at his generosity, the barman says: "I notice that you and the ostrich have both bought a round but the cat hasn't. Why do you hang out with him?"
    The man replies: "I once helped a little old lady across the road, and she turned out to be my Fairy Godmother. She granted me one wish, which landed me with the cat and the ostrich forever."
    "What did you wish for?" enquires the barman.

    "A long-legged bird with a tight pussy…"


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    so 3 men are stranded on a deserted island and the find a magic lamp the guine comes out and grants them each a wish one wishes he could go gamble in LasVegas the second wishes to go his wife and children and the last one gets loanly and wishes for those to guys to come back.

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    3 explorers are captured by natives. The chief tells them to go out and bring 3 of the same fruit. The 1st and 2nd explorer come back and theyre told they are to put the fruits they got in their butts and not laugh or theyll be eaten. The 1st explorer has apples and laughs as he puts them in and is killed. The 2nd has blueberries, he puts 2 in and laughes. In heaven the 1st explorer asks "Why did you laugh you almost made it?" the 2nd explorer replys "I know but i saw John coming back with pineapples."
    - Heard this when i was in like 4th grade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiraownsurmom
    3 explorers are captured by natives. The chief tells them to go out and bring 3 of the same fruit. The 1st and 2nd explorer come back and theyre told they are to put the fruits they got in their butts and not laugh or theyll be eaten. The 1st explorer has apples and laughs as he puts them in and is killed. The 2nd has blueberries, he puts 2 in and laughes. In heaven the 1st explorer asks "Why did you laugh you almost made it?" the 2nd explorer replys "I know but i saw John coming back with pineapples."
    - Heard this when i was in like 4th grade.
    Wow where did you go to school...I thought I was the only one that knew that joke

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