10/10 ROFL!! EDIT: @kiraownsyourmom
are racist jokes allowed?(im not racist, i just think its funny)
A two engine plane loses an engine, and cant handle the weight of the passengers.The captain says "We have to throw some people off so we can stay in the air. We'll go alphabetically by race"
"Are there any African Americans aboard?"
nobody says anything
"OK, are there any black people aboard?"
still no reply
"Are there any colored people aboard?"
nobody answers the pilot
a little black boy asks his dad "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?"
his dad says "No, son. Today, we're niggers; the Mexicans are going first."
can anyone say michael jackson?