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    40lb box of rape ROB64's Avatar
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    10/10 ROFL!! EDIT: @kiraownsyourmom
    are racist jokes allowed?(im not racist, i just think its funny)

    A two engine plane loses an engine, and cant handle the weight of the passengers.The captain says "We have to throw some people off so we can stay in the air. We'll go alphabetically by race"
    "Are there any African Americans aboard?"
    nobody says anything
    "OK, are there any black people aboard?"
    still no reply
    "Are there any colored people aboard?"
    nobody answers the pilot
    a little black boy asks his dad "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?"
    his dad says "No, son. Today, we're niggers; the Mexicans are going first."


    @andthen: 9/10
    can anyone say michael jackson?
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    Haha, nice one 8/10.
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    Kid in my class: "what do you call a black pilot?"
    My friend: "air Jordon?"
    that was the best response ever,the kid was serious but my friend thought it was a joke

    i dont remember where i heard this:
    2 arabs coming to america go to a bar for their last night there
    the 1st arab says "oh man now we have to learn english"
    the 2nd arab says "no no were going to america we have to learn spanish"
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    4/10 i didn't really get it though

    One day a young boy goes to his father and ask him: "Daddy, what's the government?" The father says to his boy," Well let me explain it this way. I am the one that makes us live here in the house, so i am the president. Your mother she would be the government. The nanny would be the working class. You would be the people. And your baby brother would be the future." So with that in mind, the boy goes to bed. Later that night he gets woken up by his brother, who had made a mess in his dippers. He wanted help so he goes to his parents room and find his mother sleeping. He then walks to the Nannies room and realize the door was lock..when he looked into the key hole, he found his father in bed with the Nanny. Disappointed that he could not have found help, he returns to bed. The next morning, he goes to his father and says "Daddy i think i understand what Politics and Government is." his father, smiling, says : "Oh really, well explain to me what you know." the Boy says :
    "The government is sleeping, the president is screwing the working class. The people are being ignored and the future is in deep crap.
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    ^AHAHAHA hilarious 10/10....learn how to spell diapers

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    What's 6" long and starts with a "P"?
    ....and it begins.


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    pizza
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    I was just about to say Pie, but it could be Pizza as well...maybe it's a very big Peanut.

    anyways i heard this one a long time ago, in DBZ it's a boring joke but it made me laugh anyways
    " You can tune a piano, but you can't "tuna fish" Ah ha ah ahahaha boy that sucked
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefrost
    What's 6" long and starts with a "P"?
    It should be 2", and its you peICKLE
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    It should be 2", and its you peICKLE
    No it's a crap
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