So the Erotic Circus comes to town with all of it's attractions like monkeys that climb up and down a jirrafe's neck and give it a BJ, a donkey show, ect.. but the main event was gonna be Tarzan. Tarzan comes out in his drapes pulling a huge crocodile that was tied with chains. So the music turns of and everyone gets quiet, Tarzan gets a hammer and *wham!* hits the crocodile in the head and it's mouth opens. *wham!* he hits the crocodile again with the hammer and it's mouth closes. Tarzan pulls out his long penis (I said that it was dirty) and it was very long, *wham!* he hits the crocodile in the head with a hammer and it's mouth opens and Tarzan puts his penis inside of the crocs mouth. *wham* he hits the crocodile in the head and his mouth closes and everyone in the crowd gets astonished because Tarzan didn't look like he was in pain. *wham* he hits the crocodile again (his mouth opens) *wham* (his mouth closes) and *wham* his mouth opens. Tarzan looks at the crowd and asks them "Raise your hand if you are man enough to come down here and do what just had happen right here"! No body raised their hand. He repeated it and saw that one gay guy had raised his hand and Tarzan called him to come down to the stage so he did. The gay guy said,"I will do it only under 1 condition, don't hit me on the head too hard".