The Wishing Gone Wrong Game

[Splash_King]

Wish granted! The days whiz on by at incredible speed. However, it seems like you're speeding through time as a result, unable to interact with everything around you. Your brain now processes information at the sluggish speed of even less than a Slowpoke, causing the world around you to seem like time is fast forwarding. The reality however, is that you've turned horrendously retarded.

I wish I could eat sushi every day. Obvious eatin' Magikarp joke is obvious.

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[TampaBondo]

Karp's wish is granted as he becomes a full-on cannibal. He goes on to eat all his family, friends, and neighbors.

I wish more people joined Wii Chat!!

[LmaoAtYou]

Wish granted, but there's too many people for the server to handle, and shuts down.

I wish I could take a trip to Japan.

[TampaBondo]

LmaoAtYou goes to Japan. She eats lots of sushi, tours Mt. Fuji, and takes a karate class. When she gets back to America, she wants to use her karate. When she wants to use her karate, she becomes the "Super Crime Fighting Girl." When she becomes the Super Crime Fighting Girl, she wears a tight spandex costume. When she wears a tight, spandex costume, it gives her wedgies. When she gets wedgies, it distracts her from fighting crime. When she gets distracted, she accidentally lets the bad guys get away. When she lets the bad guys get away, they come back and rob her house. When they rob her house, they steal her Wii and she is never able to play Goldeneye again...

I wish for the power to walk through walls!

[LmaoAtYou]

Wish granted, but you don't enjoy life as you keep falling through things (walls, floors, beds, chairs, etc....)

I wish I could be a game character.

[TampaBondo]

LmaoAtYou becomes a game character in a game of Conflict in Goldeneye. Unfortunately there are no female characters in this mode, and she suffers the rest of her life as a male gaming avatar whose only purpose is to continually get shot in the head and respawned over and over.

I wish I had the power to transform into any animal I wanted to at will.

[Splash_King]

Wish granted! Upon your first wish however, you can no longer change back into a human. Doomed to be an animal in a human's world, you're forced out to live in the wilderness where you're eventually shot dead by a hunter.

I wish Rainbow Road never ****in' existed in Mario Kart.

[TampaBondo]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, CK made the wish WHILE he was driving on rainbow road. The road vanished and he was forever left falling into black nothingness....

I wish Activision would remove anyone from the Wii Goldeneye online leaderboard that has hacked their xp to get where they are, resetting their accounts back to 0.

[LmaoAtYou]

Wish granted, but somehow you got into the mix, and your account went back to zero. Yikes!

I wish I could have some chocolate right now.

[TampaBondo]

Wish granted, but you are disappointed when Samuel L. Jackson comes knocking on your door...(yes yes, I know...sorry...)

I wish I had the power to teleport myself to another place just by thinking about it.