Wish granted! The days whiz on by at incredible speed. However, it seems like you're speeding through time as a result, unable to interact with everything around you. Your brain now processes information at the sluggish speed of even less than a Slowpoke, causing the world around you to seem like time is fast forwarding. The reality however, is that you've turned horrendously retarded.
I wish I could eat sushi every day. Obvious eatin' Magikarp joke is obvious.