10 giant dump trucks filled with your 1 trillion dollars in monopoly money (all $1 bills of course) back up to your house and dumps it on you. You are killed as your house violently implodes upon you.
I wish for 1 cent.
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10 giant dump trucks filled with your 1 trillion dollars in monopoly money (all $1 bills of course) back up to your house and dumps it on you. You are killed as your house violently implodes upon you.
I wish for 1 cent.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
You now have 1 cent, covered in dog poo. Is it worth it? I wish for something that eliminates poo.
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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You get a tidal wave, which wipes out all poo along with everything you own.
I wish for some bubble gum.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
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You get poo-flavored bubble gum. I wish for a Minccino.
Did you know that death is bad for your health?
100% of people who drink water die. No joke.
Extensive studies have shown that the one thing all dead people have in common is that they once lived.
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You get a furry, gray-colored chinchilla Pokémon, sporting scruffs of fur on its head, ear insides, and neck, but it dies instantly as soon as it sees your face.
I wish for the Philadelphia Eagles to win the SuperBowl.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
All the other teams have now quit the superbowl. I wish for the return button to work!
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
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It works, but gets stuck.
I wish for snow on Christmas.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56

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Granted. But then Al Gore gets mad at you and comes after you with a knife.
I wish I had a tank.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56

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