Yo Momma so ugly she entered an ugly competition and they said "Sorry, no PROFESIONALS!"
This mamma joke is maybe funny, but I'll say it anyway.
Yo mamma is so stupid when she has to write an essay she goes to Mexico and say ESSA ESSA!
Yo mamma is so fat when her cellphone rang someone said WATCHOUT shes backing up!
^Dang, you stole mine!
I can think of a few more about yo momma is so old.There not great but ill just say them.
Your momma is so old when she was in school there was no history class.
Your momma is so old her social security number is 1.
Your momma is so old her birth certificate was in roman numerals.
Uh...i cant think of more about yo momma is so old...
Last edited by DG~X; 10-10-2009 at 09:03 PM.
yo momma so old wen she was talking a shower she lifted up her breast and a pilgirm fell out
Oh i got another one of your momma so old.Yo momma is so old she breasts feeds backwards.
yo mama so old that when she breast feeds instead of milk powder comes out
Yo momma so fat
When she works @ the movie theatres
She's one of the screens
Yo momma so fat
When she wore a yellow t-shirt
ppl thinks she's a taxi
(I don't really use Mars too often)
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terribly mashed up by 2010 me
yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirrior the mirrior said DONT LOOK AT ME
Heres some for yo momma is so ugly.I think i have 3...
Yo momma is so poor
She went to mcdonalds and put a milkshake on layaway
Burglars break in her house and leave money.
When i ring the door bell she say DING!