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    When Chuck Noriss jumps into the water he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Noriss

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    Chuck Norris and Mr.T can never be in the same room, the reason is the world would blow up due the extent of thier sheer awesomeness.

    Chuck norris doesn't read he stairs at the books till he gets the infromation he needs

    Chuck norris can count to infinity TWICE!!!!!
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    -Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

    -Chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest.

    -The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

    -If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

    -Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

    -Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and Kill.

    -In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the organization: Kick Drugs out of America.

    If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.

    -Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    -Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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