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  1. 11-24-2009 09:08 PM #1
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    chuck norris jokes

    chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

    chuck norris is capable of weilding titainium while urinateing.

    chuck norris doesnt leave messages only warnnings.

    chuck norris doesnt read he just stares intill it confesses its information.

    i could copy and paste alot but you guys will take care of it.
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    Chuck noris is so tuff under his beard it isnt a chin,its another fist.


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  4. 12-07-2009 05:34 PM #3
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    chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

    chuck norris is capable of weilding titainium while urinateing.

    chuck norris doesnt leave messages only warnnings.

    chuck norris doesnt read he just stares intill it confesses its information.

    Chuck noris is so tuff under his beard it isnt a chin,its another fist.
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    Chuck Norris was at the JFK assassination, and right before the assassin killed JFK, Chuck roundhouse kicked him so hard, JFK's head exploded from sheer awesomeness.
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    chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

    chuck norris is capable of weilding titainium while urinateing.

    chuck norris doesnt leave messages only warnnings.

    chuck norris doesnt read he just stares intill it confesses its information.

    Chuck noris is so tuff under his beard it isnt a chin,its another fist.

    Chuck Norris was at the JFK assassination, and right before the assassin killed JFK, Chuck roundhouse kicked him so hard, JFK's head exploded from sheer awesomeness.
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  7. 12-14-2009 08:26 PM #6
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    Cuck Norris is sostrong he doesn't do push ups he pushes the earth down.
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    I can't remember were I heard it but I just remembered it.
    It's only funny until someone gets hurt...
    Then it's hilarious!
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  8. 12-14-2009 08:44 PM #7
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    Chuck Norris is so tough, he was born in Ryan, Oklahoma in 1940.

    This thread is just for Chuck Norris statements, right?


    It's not GigaRidley, It's GigaRıdley. I just look lıke the other guy. I have one fewer dot.
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  9. 12-14-2009 08:49 PM #8
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    I guess so.
    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
    When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

    That's all I got for now.
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    I can't remember were I heard it but I just remembered it.
    It's only funny until someone gets hurt...
    Then it's hilarious!
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  10. 01-06-2010 05:03 PM #9
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    Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now The Islands.
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  11. 01-06-2010 05:46 PM #10
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    Chuck Norris swims ten laps every morning. In the Pacific Ocean.


    It's not GigaRidley, It's GigaRıdley. I just look lıke the other guy. I have one fewer dot.
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