Suicide after scalding off all his tastebuds on extremely, extremely hot coffee.
Dies by trying to eat a Magikarp.
3DS FC: 1478-4144-3572
Trying to motivate myself to play: Ace Attorney 5, Strange Journey, Skyrim.
Dead for finally changing your sig
death by a dog bite to the crotch
Died for being an asshole
Death by being outwitted by a troll.
Because I have a Wii doesn't mean I intend to use it for online gaming so please do not ask.