Killed yourself because you were not born shiny. You have shiny envy
Mauled to death by my army of 100+ shiny pokes.
For those who don't know how many shinnies I have; no, I kid you not.
Roasted by a Ninetails' Fire Blast. Just because you have Surf doesn't mean your Pichu can battle a real Fox.
Thrown into a battle with the Magikarp fisherman FOREVER.
Therefore dieing of insanity (or epicness overload... either or, really).