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    It was my pleasure to provide your displeasure that gave you pleasure, my leige...

    ...and then Karp died for again for making another comment to the "dark and ominous shadowy figure" :-)
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    Choked on a fish bone. 'Karp gets the last laugh. ;D

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    Karp dies from being stuck in Tampa's throat too long. They both pass away together, content to have mutually ended each others existence.
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    Tampa's business trip was actually a set up by a rival company of the one he works for. Hitmen dressed like fancy stiffs from Hollywood gun 'em down in a sudden drive by, leaving 'em riddled full'a holes, left for dead.

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    Tampa's body is shipped back from his business trip in a coffin. Not content until having seen his enemy's dead corpse, the Karp pries up the nails from the coffin one by one with the claw on the back of his ban hammer, and lifts the coffin's lid. To his amazement, nothing is inside. The coffin is empty. All of a sudden, Tampa runs up behind Karp, taking him by surprise. He deftly steals the ban hammer and knocks Karp out cold over the head with it. After stuffing the Karp's unconscious body into the coffin and renailing it closed, Tampa laughs. "Hehe...thought you could set me up with the old 'phony business trip' routine eh? I'll show you!" Tampa then takes the coffin out to the middle of a road, douses it with gasoline, and lights it on fire. Karp, trapped and helpless in the wooden coffin burning to death cries out in a last fit of panic, "I don't like to be blackened..." Then a big truck comes and runs over the last remains of the Karp in his burning coffin.
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    Living in a state surrounded by water, it was only a matter of time until the legion of 'Karp would have their vengeance. Seven days after the incident, as midnight struck, a single Magikarp floundered from a pier. A single bound n' leap, and it was off. Into the ionosphere the fish would leap, just as quickly descending down into Tampa like a (draco) meteor. With the fury of a thousand nukes, SPLASH! The entirety of Florida exploded under the might of the 'Karp. Not only was Tampa eviscerated without mercy, but this was a message to all who would defy their fishy rulers...

    "Obey, or be splashed."

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    Unfortunately, in their haste to destroy Tampa, the Karp made one fatal error. The Florida governor, Rick Scott was destroyed along with the rest of the state, and was unable to sign his new "coastal waters environmental protection act" into law before passing away. Hundreds of thousands of gallons of oil and toxic sludge began to re-emerge from the "BP Deepwater Horizon" oil hole at the bottom of the ocean, which in turn killed all fish from the Gulf of Mexico to the Atlantic. The karp perished from their own doing and greed.
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    Died by nature.

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    Stonedoll died by injesting too many gummy worms.
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    Tampa committed seppuku after disgracefully losing to a bunch of level 5 scrubs, proving that he instead is the true n00b.

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