Person above you died?

[Splash_King]

Died spontaneously for a retarded reason like Anthony.

[Ads]

[bxym]

Dead because I killed u

[Zanapher]

Died because of lack of imagination on this thread.

[Neosquid]

Died because of lack of imagination with the usertitle

[WiiAssasin]

Neosquid dies by falling up.

[bxym]

Dead for trying to argue

[The_Man]

Died for not having a cool story.

[Mr. MR]

I want to repost this one!

Died because while you are reading this my trained ninja assassins are sneeking up from behind. But the ninjas are only a distraction. At the moment you turn around my trained sniper will shoot your computer (Computers are Wiis an phones also:P). With your computer gone you will then be angry and at that moment in your anger you will fall down the stairs. Unknown to you we put a pressure pad at the bottom of the stairs. Once you land on the pad you will activate a phone which will bring cops, an ambulance, and a pizza delivery guy to your door. Once you pay for the pizza I will come and eat it in your face. Then out of hatred you will try to attack me but you will trip over your own feet and fall on your face and die.
Afterwards I finish the pizza with my ninja buddys Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael.

[Zanapher]

Died from not having enough pichu gifs.

[bxym]

Dead for being right