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    Granted, but you have no way to get back.

    I wish for the ability to make corpses into zombies!
    "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

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    Granted, but then you accidentally turn yourself into a zombie because you are already a dead-head.

    I wish for the power to control animals with my mind.
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    Granted. You can control animals by letting them eat your brain.

    I wish for the power to make zombies into people
    "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

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    Granted. You now have a larger family and some really weird new neighbors.

    I wish for the power to weave a throwrug with my eyes closed.
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    Granted, but you weave your fingers into the throwrug, giving it an unpleasant shade of red, which makes it unsellable.

    I wish for the ability to "evict" neighbours from my neighbourhood
    "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

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    Granted. You get carried away, though, and the leftover neighbors start calling you the "Evictinator." Soon, you have no neighbors left and die an old, lonely hobbit in a run-down, desolate neighborhood.

    I wish for the power to be Mayor of New York.
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    Granted, but New York is promptly exterminated by an alien family reunion

    I wish for the ability to spawn shiny magikarp. (My purpose- to wrap in bacon and cook over a spit for 69 days!)
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    "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

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    Ummm...this is the "super powers" wishing thread...not the "wishing gone wrong" thread. So you get nothing.

    I wish for the power to kill people like Rape_Jizz with my mind.
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    Granted, but you kill yourself first.

    I wish for the power of remembering stuff
    "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

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    Granted. You remember that you are actually a woman. You open your pants and look down and realize you need to find a maxipad quick! Oh no, there goes another pair of underwear! LMAO Oh jeeze...

    I wish for the power to shape shift.
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