Granted, but you can only post in board games.I wish for the ability to assemble my computer...
Granted, but you can only post in board games.I wish for the ability to assemble my computer...
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
Granted, but then you become unable to touch any sort of fully functional computers. I want the power to cure any disease in the world instantly.
Did you know that death is bad for your health?
100% of people who drink water die. No joke.
Extensive studies have shown that the one thing all dead people have in common is that they once lived.
Granted, but you can only do it once a millennium. I wish for the power of running fast.
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
Granted, but you must never slow down. EVER.
I want the power of being able to turn lights on and off through telepathic thoughts.
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
Granted, but the power of your mind fizzles them out as soon as you turn them on. I wish for the ability to STRETCH.
Did you know that death is bad for your health?
100% of people who drink water die. No joke.
Extensive studies have shown that the one thing all dead people have in common is that they once lived.
Granted, but you can't contract. I wish for the power of swapping stuff.
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
You now have the power of being a social outcast who spends every night in a tight plastic suit fighting guys with eyes on his fingers. Not even Wiichat can fix that. I wish for the power of making coins appear out of bricks when you attack them.
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
Granted, although they are plastic coins. I want the ability to Death Note.
Did you know that death is bad for your health?
100% of people who drink water die. No joke.
Extensive studies have shown that the one thing all dead people have in common is that they once lived.
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)