Super Powers with a Twist

[Splash_King]

You'll need a lovely dose of hallucinogens first.

I want the power of pyrokinesis.

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[Mr. MR]

Granted
now you have to power to burn your mind with your mind

I want the power to remember everything

[The_Mitch]

You never remember it when you need it.

I want the power to see up to 5 days in the future.

[Mr. MR]

That is the only thing you can see

i want the power of the portal gun

[TampaBondo]

All doors close to you when you use it.

I want the power to teleport places.

[The_Mitch]

You teleport at random places and have no control when it happens

I want the power to see through walls whenever I want.

[Mr. MR]

When used you see through everything all the way to the end of the universe.

I want the power to waterbend

[The_Mitch]

You can only do so during a full moon.

I want the power to earth/metal bend.

[Mr. MR]

You can only do it if you are Toph

I want the power to use alchemy

[TampaBondo]

You can use alchemy only when you are in a chemistry class.

I wish to have the power to jump like mario.