Super Powers with a Twist

[The_Mitch]

Granted. You can now learn the brand new "any" language.

I want the power to fart fire without it hurting me.

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[TampaBondo]

Granted, but now all your farts come out your mouth. LOL

I want the power to turn on electical items with my mind.

[Splash_King]

Each use causes short, temporary paralysis due to nerve signal interference.

I want the power to be a wi-fi hotspot.

[TampaBondo]

You get the power to be a wi-fi hot spot, but it only works for creepy old men looking to download asian animal porn, and you have to watch all of it.

I wish for the power to edit other people's posts.

[The_Mitch]

Granted but you can no longer post anything yourself. You can ONLY edit other peoples posts.

I want the power to read a book just by looking at it

[Mr. MR]

Granted but you have to read moive scripts now to enjoy them (A movie script is not a book)


I want the power to hop up a ledge in pokemon

[TampaBondo]

You get the power to hop up a ledge in pokemon, however, this is the only move your pokemon can now do.

I wish for the power to be able to eat anything and not gain weight.

[Mr. MR]

eating causes you to loose weight

I want the power to disappear and reappear at will

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but you have no control over where you will re-appear.

I want the power to bring children back from the dead.









Oh no...ooooops

[Tragonight]

Granted, but you can only bring back children that have already been brought back from the dead.

I want the true power of the troll face.