Granted. You are now deaf.
I wish for the power to shoot crap out of my butt 100 feet in any direction I choose.
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
Granted. You are now deaf.
I wish for the power to shoot crap out of my butt 100 feet in any direction I choose.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Granted. You can now shoot organs out of your butt. I want the power of flight.
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
You get 1 ticket to fly on an airplane.
I wish for the power to kill anyone I type about here on Wiichat.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
This power only works on yourself. I want the power of flame-proof-ness
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
Granted, but you freeze to death.
I want the power of resurrection.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Granted, but only if the person has already been resurrected. I want the ability to be epic!
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
You are now so epic that you appear on the front of every tabloid newspaper and the whole world hates you. You are now target number one for all world assassins because you are so hated.
I wish for the power of an administrator on this website.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
You have the power of i0n but are just as inactive as he is.
I want the power to fire ma lazer!
KARPMOD SUCKS
Moderator @ Wii Chat [PM]
No, I will NOT add you to my friends list.
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Mitch2025 - Stays crunchy, even in milk.
Thanks DBloke for the sigI miss my weighted companion cube
Spoiler Alert!
![Wii Friend Code: $post[field5]](http://www.wiichat.com/images/misc/gf_wii.gif)
You accidentally shoot yourself in the foot.
I wish I could post in the mods-only thread.
Online name: TmpaBndo[E7]
GE FC: 0605-5154-0786
LVL: 56
Granted. You can only post in the mods-only thread. I wish for the ability of superspeed
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson