I started a job at a printing shop today. I can make all my own shirts for only cost of ink and shirts. (shirts are like $3.00 and the ink is $.0005 per print :P)
So.....make me a shirt. You will not get paid. And the nature of the business will not let me mass produce them to sell. So the only payment is knowing that the sexiest person in teh world is wearing YOUR design. hehe.