^^ Edited inside.Originally Posted by Brawnyyay, I can finally release my rant!
first...what ever happened to him being an animagus? Harry was never an animagus.
second....the locket being around his chest, infused with part of a dark lord's soul, changing it's grip at will, and affecting his energy, and spirits...uh....sorry, been done before... it's called LOTR I wouldn't know, I could never stand the Lord of the Rings books. Sooo boring. So I suppose HP and LOTR can't be too similar...
third...again, lotr. A siege doesn't quite mesh with the rest of the harry potter series....it's too...big....Lets see, the darkest wizard of all time is about to rise to full power... Hmm... I think that a few people would turn up to try and stop him.
fourth...ron and hermione's kid's names suckDoes that really effect you and/or the book that much?
fifth, books getting quite vulgar in comparison. Read book one, and then 7 right after. it's hilarious. This is the first time she's ever used the adjective "effing"Wow, such vulgar language. (sarcasm). You may notice, however, that Harry, Ron and Hermione are all quite a bit older. And maybe the original readers are a bit older too, and just MAYBE JK Rowling is still trying to appeal to them, so she doesn't see "effing" as taboo.
sixth: the cloak..... in book one, ron instantly recognizes as "whoa, that's an invisibility cloak", then now, it's supposed to be a legendary item, one of a kind? sorry rowling, you suck. lolThere are heaps of invisibilty cloaks in the world. Most of them just are normal cloaks with charms on them, though. What made Harry's special was that he was completely invisible and the cloak would never run out.
seventh: fiendfyre? just a LITTLE bit coincidential? oh yeah, the biggest retarded wizard just randomly learned a dark, uncontrollable curse, that, wait a second, just so happens to be able to destroy horcruxes!He was being taught the Dark Arts by a Death Eater. Also, his father is a death eater. Also, if you noticed, he WASN'T good enough a wizard to control the curse.
eighth: harry should have died..... too many people knew he was a horcrux.....absolutely no *gasp* at all...I kind of agree with this one...
side-note: britishisms are hilarious, my list of funny words and phrases from across the pond.
1. Snog...seriously...you guys use this?
4. the use of the word "impregnated", I know I, as a 16 year old, use this world quite a lot
will edit with more later....