Your Favorite Family Guy Moments

[SkullKid]

Here you can post all your favorite moments from the show we all know and love. Here's mine.

Gambler1: "So, are aces high or low?"

Peter: "Uh, they go both ways."

Bill Gates: "Haha, he said, 'They go both ways'."

*hysterical laughing*

Ted Turner: "Haw haw, like a bisexual!"

Mr. Pewtershmidt: "Yes, thank you Ted, that was... the joke."


Yeah, so I dunno if this is a cool thread or what...

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[ROB64]

Anything that wasn't already done on The Simpsons.



Stewie (in the girls locker room) - "My god, they're getting nude! Oh, I musn't watch- WOAH!
It appears my wee wee has been stricken with rigor mortis."

[SkullKid]

Haha, I remember that one. But...I always thought Stewie was gay?

[cons p]

i wear long sleeve shorts under short sleeve shorts over long sleeve shorts

[rihopo2]

i wear long sleeve shorts under short sleeve shorts over long sleeve shorts

Dang it ! You beat me to it! That's my favorite moment! I"m not picking another one. Hmph.

[Shadow*91]

Chris holds a sign that says John 3:16

Meg: "What does that even mean anyways?"

Brian: Looks in a bible, "And God said 'Go Pats'."



my other fav:
New Yorker in church: "Patriots suck!"

Peter: "Blasphemy!" Throws 'holy water' on him. His skin burns.

A scientist reaches into a box and pulls out a small bottle, "Holy water? Where's that acid I ordered?"

[Lewi T]

Cool whip.

Which is also my message tone

[Bodine]

When Peter has that flashback.

[Lewi T]

When Peter has that flashback.

Lmfao.

[JCpackers05]

maid "noooo, noooooooooo superman no here"

or her other one...
"we need more lemon pledge"
attorney: "but your contract says your supposed to supply your own lemon pledge."
"nooooooooooooooooo"