Came here to laugh. Dafaq happened?
Two peanuts were walking in a park.
One was wearing a hoodie and bandana.
The other one was a-salt-ed.
Damn, that was stupid.
Okay, how 'bout...
(I'm sure someone has read it before) The Boy In The Closet:
A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her acts. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet.
the Boy says, "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it? My dad's outside."
Man - "How much?"
Boy - "$250."
Man - "Fine."
One week later it happens again, the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here. I have a baseball glove."
Man - Remembering last time, reluctantly asks, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Deal."
A few days later...
the Dad says to the Boy, "Let's play catch, go get your baseball and glove."
Boy - "I can't. I sold them."
Dad - "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000."
Dad - "That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Priest - "Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now."