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    What's the difference between a chicken sandwich and a dead baby?

    -I don't f*ck the chicken sandwich before I eat it.

    How long does it take for a dead baby to blow up in a microwave?

    -I don't know either, I was too busy masturbating to time it.


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    Came here to laugh. Dafaq happened?
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    Two peanuts were walking in a park.
    One was wearing a hoodie and bandana.
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    Damn, that was stupid.
    Okay, how 'bout...

    (I'm sure someone has read it before) The Boy In The Closet:
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    You're witnessing the way the Army life has deteriorated my innocence completely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodine View Post
    You're witnessing the way the Army life has deteriorated my innocence completely.
    I don't know how to respond to that. That's sad, actually.

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    *bah-dum-tish!*

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKanon View Post

    Came here to laugh. Dafaq happened?
    Terrible things.
    The Vermilion City Guru
    絶望の海。水の墓。スプラッシュ、コイキング!

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    It got dark real fast.
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    Anyone heard of Mitch Hedberg? Honestly one of my favorite comedians even though he's been dead since 2005. Jokes about the mundane things in life, some drugs, little about sex, rarely about violence.

    One of his, I believe, only 3 cds (of which I have all of them):
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    The King of One-Liners. RIP.

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    I miss ol Mitch. My favorite joke of his was the "13th floor." Lol

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    Ah yes, Mitch... the glitchmod who was forever in my shadow regarding popularity, modsmanship, and even looks. Yep. He was my greatest fan.

    if he suddenly appeared and retorted to this id lmfao
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