This is good stuff! Got a few laughs. Made my day better, thank you. I myself aren't "old" but I am 27 and sometimes I feel "old" to be playing a video game as much as I do. Makes me feel like a little boy watching scrambled porno on the tv and always looking over the shoulder keeping an eye out so you can quick change the channel if mom or dad walks in.
I am level 40 and average 20 kills or more a game, but I was just like everyone starting off. I was shooting at the floor in the air emptying a clip to find out not a single bullet hit the enemy and ADS this and ADS that, hip fire skills that would be absolutely appalling. Just keep at it, it's what everyone did and has to do. And when you get good enough where you can get 10 player elims or more at a time feels great. Cause now I am the "oldie" sitting in my gaming chair with a big ass grin on my face as I run around pegging enimies off just thinking about what obscene words could be possibly coming out of the other players mouths being blaired at their Television. It's times where I wish GoldenEye was headset compatible.