Because I'm here.
Hello, I'm John from Connecticut. I'm rather new to Wii (Jan 11th), but not new to forums, so expect no spam from me, but stupid questions a plenty. I'm 16, and I'm ready to get more out of my wii.
I'm also ready to make hundreds of obnoxious and border line inappropriate jokes in regards to "my wii," and how I would enjoy it very much if you would touch it. It's very motion sensitive.