Ahem! Welcome to Wiichat, DrPain. I've already seen you in a thread or two, actually.
You know, I've always thought; what if melee had wi-fi? I'd still play Brawl since I'm no longer a competitive brawler, but I'm sure everyone'd be happy if that were the case.
Well, anyways. As I ask every newbie, would you mind reading the rules? Thanks in advance.