No, your taste buds simply lack sophistication like mine.
That, or all the coffee ya've drunk came from Starbucks.
Was that sarcastic?
Ugh, I'm slow at this.
You're trying to imply I have claimed that I have chief-like-qualities, but not in drinks like coffee?
Something like that...?
Oh wow.=P I can't believe I didn't see. I knew something was wrong, just couldn't believe it.
Whatever, in collaborating of your celebration of catching my error and insulting my taste in drinking, I will and humble to serve, I give you.... *dramatic pause*
One of kind fudge cookie with Tabasco hot sauce smothered in cream cheese, dipped in caramel cashew, with a cherry one top.
Go on. You deserve it.