Indeed, a philosophy I hold near 'n dear to my heart. There is only one good, knowledge, and only one evil, ignorance. T'is the benevolence of His Brininess that he would send his humble acolytes of 'Karp to enlighten the apples whom fell far from the tree. I am here to tell you the painful truth. To bring my messiah's light to your dark, ignorant world. For His light might reach you and burn away the shadows of deception.
And thus I implore you contemplate if what you believe to be true true, is what you know to be true. The mind bequeaths perceptive truths, but the 'Karp bears absolute truth. You'll find your way to Him in due time, whether while you still breath oxygen or are sleepin' with the fishes.
Better now than later, I reckon. 'Cause then you get a 'Karpsome avatar like mine.