Ok, since dangerd0g9 and joshhunt07 (to name a few) are *blank*, let's try rephrasing the very simple question:
"GIVEN that they are video game characters, is Zelda or Midna hotter?"
Or, if you still cling to the shambles of your belief that game characters are incapable of being hot: "Which is more shmexy, a coconut or a lichen-covered rock?"
My answer to the main question: ooh, I can't decide! Midna's hot, but she's got an annoying personality. Kinda reminds me of the old-school N64 Zoras. But Zelda's always good, so I'm going with a tie.
My answer to the "special-person's" question: Coconut ith bettr!