i usually call him link, but sometimes i decide to be an immature little brat and call him douchebag
PSN ID: zapasant93
Douche bag (Noun):A bag used to hold the hairs of a woman's <<Woo Hoo>> after she shaves it off.
So...your calling link a Vaag Hair Holder.
"Douche bag, hero chosen by the Goddesses"