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    Quote Originally Posted by Rein
    A weird mutation of Michael Jackson.

    HIDE THE KIDS... and EVERYTHING ELSE.
    Link is a Michael Jakcon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoonKimDDS
    Link is a Michael Jakcon?
    There is evidence that might lead you to believe this, yes.
    PM me if you want a link to a place that's good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_peripheral
    There is evidence that might lead you to believe this, yes.
    then Link is black and female?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoonKimDDS
    then Link is black and female?
    white
    If the Xbox 360 console falls and hits someone, especially a small child, it could cause serious injury.

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    Unlike Michael Jackson.. Link is both white and black.

    Michael Jackson, whilst trying to make himself white cannot return to black.

    But, Link has the power to be both White and Black. Whilst he is in his "Wolf form" he is black and then White in his "Human form"... thus leading to the conclusion that he is an more advanced yet mutated form of Michael Jackson.. he will soon breed in a super-speed tempo (because he owns) and we will be all multi-colored.

    (No racism intended; if you feel offended by this then you're a dumbass)
    Last edited by Rein; 12-17-2006 at 09:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rein
    Unlike Michael Jackson.. Link is both white and black.

    Michael Jackson, whilst trying to make himself white cannot return to black.

    But, Link has the power to be both White and Black. Whilst he is in his "Wolf form" he is black and then White in his "Human form"... thus leading to the conclusion that he is an more advanced yet mutated form of Michael Jackson.. he will soon breed in a super-speed tempo (because he owns) and we will be all multi-colored.

    (No racism intended; if you feel offended by this then you're a dumbass)
    This is exactly what my hypothesis was!

    So, if we put this all together, we get that Link is both a male and female pedophile who can change from black to white.

    In other words, Link can be ANYBODYS extreme fantasy.
    PM me if you want a link to a place that's good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_peripheral
    This is exactly what my hypothesis was!

    So, if we put this all together, we get that Link is both a male and female pedophile who can change from black to white.

    In other words, Link can be ANYBODYS extreme fantasy.
    Thus making Link the World's Best Prostitute!

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    Link doesn't sell his body. You have to find his/her most hidden of treasures in order to gain access into his/her bedroom for an all night ram-a-thon. The treasure of which I speak is the very elusive GOLDEN GOAT TITTY. It was lost centuries ago in the land of Gilgan, but found by Sir Tomothy Mudd of the Wanburn tribe of South East West Northern Newkurk...Legend has it that he locked it away in a small chest, and hid the chest wrapped inside the Cloak of a Thousand Lies and buried that within the Orb Spiritica...a crystal ball made of sand and lotus feces. He then took the Orb Spiritica and swallowed it, but choked and died.

    His body was put inside a casket and buried 14 feet beneath the Arubian sand plot in Mesoquitan, which is present day Croatia. If you take the numbers 4 and 6, reverse them, and multiply that by 1308 (the year of Sir Tomothy Mudd's birth), you will get the number 83,712...which just so happens to be the number of the amount of small crystals enicircling the Glorbic Mountain smack dab in the middle of Croatia.

    Coincidence? Probably. But maybe not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_peripheral
    Link doesn't sell his body. You have to find his/her most hidden of treasures in order to gain access into his/her bedroom for an all night ram-a-thon. The treasure of which I speak is the very elusive GOLDEN GOAT TITTY. It was lost centuries ago in the land of Gilgan, but found by Sir Tomothy Mudd of the Wanburn tribe of South East West Northern Newkurk...Legend has it that he locked it away in a small chest, and hid the chest wrapped inside the Cloak of a Thousand Lies and buried that within the Orb Spiritica...a crystal ball made of sand and lotus feces. He then took the Orb Spiritica and swallowed it, but choked and died.

    His body was put inside a casket and buried 14 feet beneath the Arubian sand plot in Mesoquitan, which is present day Croatia. If you take the numbers 4 and 6, reverse them, and multiply that by 1308 (the year of Sir Tomothy Mudd's birth), you will get the number 83,712...which just so happens to be the number of the amount of small crystals enicircling the Glorbic Mountain smack dab in the middle of Croatia.

    Coincidence? Probably. But maybe not.
    I eBay'd him for $5 buy out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rein
    I eBay'd him for $5 buy out.
    God damnit, I knew there was an easier way. I walked all the way to Croatia and dug up the corpse of Sir Tomothy Mudd, gutted him and stole the Golden Goat Titty and used that to gain access into Link's bedroom...it took like 40 years.
    PM me if you want a link to a place that's good.

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