Link becomes a female wolf? why?

[no1cubehead]

Guys, this is simple science. Link has the appearance of both a female and a male mixture breed in his face...you can clearly see the feminine facial structure and the lack of even the slightest bit of peach fuzz on his face.

Now, you'll also notice that even though link wears tight fitting pants most of the time, you never see a bulge. This is because his vagina is on top, and his dingdong is folded in between his legs to keep it from danger. This is evident in the way that he walks and runs.

And lastly, Link identifies with males and females in the game on a deep emotional level. Like Ilia and Colin in TP which leads me to believe that he is not only a hermaphrodite, but also a pedophile who molests little children who become fascinated with his sword skills and his mental prowess.

does this mean link can impregnate himself?

I think you were either at www.i-like-watching-animated-pornography-because-i'm-a-sick-freaking-idiot.com

or you were at

www.link,putyourmasterswordinsideme.com

awww man its down!

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[Happy]

How do you know Link isnt actually a girl in normal form, all you see is when hes topless but he could of have surgery.

[JoonKimDDS]

How do you know Link isnt actually a girl in normal form, all you see is when hes topless but he could of have surgery.

I didn't see any sign of surgery. There are supposed to be some kinda red marks.

[Happy]

Maybe he/she is just flat chested then

[Taero]

does this mean link can impregnate himself?

awww man its down!

I'm afraid not my good man, for Link to impregnate himself factoring in a semi curve of the penis and that biologically the majority bend up towards the body rather than away then it would have to circle over his shoulder, down his back then back up [notice the lack of bulge previously mentioned]. This however could be the elusive secret hidden skill where you shake the nunchuk and thrust the Wiimote up and down.

[JoonKimDDS]

I'm afraid not my good man, for Link to impregnate himself factoring in a semi curve of the penis and that biologically the majority bend up towards the body rather than away then it would have to circle over his shoulder, down his back then back up [notice the lack of bulge previously mentioned]. This however could be the elusive secret hidden skill where you shake the nunchuk and thrust the Wiimote up and down.

ewww, u r so pervert

[gibson-sg]

I thought Link was a guy.
but then when he turns into a wolf, he becomes female!

i don't see the thing, but then I see the other thing!!!
omg...how embarrassing.

elo ,
links not a dude its a girl and help i cant get passed the first level of herding the goats in to the barn help

[no1cubehead]

what if its long?

[Twilight Beast]

Lol, then Link is in luck.

[Thorinir]

this chat board is the weirdist ive ever seen im not staying around to find out anything else