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    Only took 4 years to get1 MetroidZ's Avatar
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    lmao. liked the second one.

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    yeah, LMAO.ws has a lot of very funny ones

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    there are 3 people a doctor,rockstar,and a lawer.the rockstar goes to a hotel and says to the person at the desk "i need a room" and the other person says the only room we have left is haunted.i dont believe in that stuff says the rockstar.then he goes to the room and the ghost comes out saying bloody fiingers bloody finger and the dude jumps out the window and dies.then the lawer comes and the same thing happens to him then the doctor comes and when he goes to the room the ghost comes out saying bloody fingers bloody finges then the doctor does somthing then the ghost says bandade fingers bandade fingers



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    that was kinda funny, maybe like a millisecond chuckle

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    no offense to blonds out there!!!!!!

    theres a man outside on his front porch and his blonde neighbor walks out and checks her mail then slams it and goes back inside.later she does the same thing.later she comes out again and slams the mailbox even harder and the guy asks if anythin is wrong and she says my stupid computer keeps on saying youve got mail



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    there was a little chicken,
    he puted one of his legs up
    then he putted the other
    and he falled down

    (love bad jokes)

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeydabear
    no offense to blonds out there!!!!!!

    theres a man outside on his front porch and his blonde neighbor walks out and checks her mail then slams it and goes back inside.later she does the same thing.later she comes out again and slams the mailbox even harder and the guy asks if anythin is wrong and she says my stupid computer keeps on saying youve got mail
    lmao

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    ive got some insults that you could say in a conversation about someone you really hate.
    (this substitute name for these insults will be Milo, no offense to anyone who has that name)

    Ive highlighted and spaced them so they are easier to read
    here we go,

    Milo's so ugly, that when he smiled at the police he got arrested for indecent exposure

    I've seen people like Milo before, but I had to pay admission"

    Milo's so slow that he'd have to speed up to stop

    Milo's teeth are so yellow that when he closes his mouth his eyes light up

    Milo's so dumb, he threw a rock at the ground, and missed

    Milo's so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of him.

    Milo couldn't find water if he was washing his hands, fell out of a boat, or taking a bath

    Milo's a miracle of nature; he has an IQ of 2 and he's still able to speak

    Milo is so ugly he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

    Milo is so stupid he got hit by a parked car

    Milo is so skinny, he could hang glide on a Doritos

    Milo's so stupid, he'd trip over a cordless phone

    Milo's so old, he'd fart dust.

    Milo's so stupid he couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions
    were written on the bottom of the heel

    Milo doesn't need to use an insult, he just uses his breath

    Milo's incompetence is an inspiration to morons everywhere.

    I hope Milo's face ends up on a milk carton.

    If I had a brother like Milo, I'd put myself up for adoption

    I guess Milo proves that even god makes mistakes sometimes

    If my dog had a face like Milo I'd shave his butt and walk him backwards.

    When Milo was born the doctor slapped his mother


    Milo's so ugly that when he was born the doctor turned him over and said
    look twins

    I'd smack the crap out of Milo if I didn't think it would fill up the room

    Milo's house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, & a cockroach stole my wallet

    Milo's face is so ugly it would make a train take a dirt road

    Milo couldn't find his BUTT if both his hands were tied behind his back

    Milo's so fat, on a daily basis he get 3 heart attacks

    That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face !!

    Milo is so short and hairy, when he walks around the house his mother
    screams, MOUSE!

    Milo's breath is so stinky that people look forward to his farts

    Milo's so dumb he thinks Martial Arts are paintings by the sheriff.

    Milo fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down

    Learn from Milo's parents mistake, use birth control

    When Milo was born, his mother was charged for littering

    Milo's so dumb he thinks "getting lucky" is finding a penny on the ground.

    Milo proves that man can live without brains.

    Milo's so dense that light bends around him.

    If I killed all the people that hated you it wouldn't be murder it would be genocide


    Go stand in the corner, practice falling over and I'll be there in a second

    there good jokes arent they?
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    keep up the jokes, i need some humour in my life

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    ive gotten some more jokes: (warning sincere launguage)

    Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what heíd like to eat. "Iíll have some f*ní French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f*ní French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I donít know," he says meekly, "but I definitely donít want the f*ní French toast."

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