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    A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"

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    this ones tight,

    Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers wonít help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

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    more again,
    Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "Iím lonely. I wish my friends were back here

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    hmph, my sixth post in a row? oh well i might as well continue posting for the viewers and guests.

    this is natures way of telling you its a bad day

    http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n...edes_03/fn.jpg

    another one, is the P.M blind ?

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    this cat is cute

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    here are some toons i found on the net

    http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n...sertStreak.jpg
    extra attention is best when required
    http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n.../housewife.jpg
    men are lucky

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    3 people were captured by some baddies, they all were facing a firing squad individualy, when person number 1 went up for the firing squad he yelled "Tsunami" the baddies turned around and person number 1 ran away. When person number 2 went up he yelled "Tornado!" the baddies turned around and once again their captives escaped, when person number 3 went up they yelled "FIRE" so the baddies did wat they were told and "fired" at person number 3.

    Yep, i no its lame. But its clean? give me some credit

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    damn, the multiple tripple double, i dunno what its called posts. just EDIT your post.

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    These 2 blokes walk into a pub
    wait 3 blokes
    no it was 5 or 6
    sod it a football team
    OK 2 teams
    the population of the island of man go into a pub
    no it was the whole of London gos into a pub
    OK the whole of the UK go into a pub
    Europe go into a pub (not the band)
    Every bloke in the world go into a pub first bloke says "my round"
    I loled


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    there are three persons who found a genies lamp. When they rubbed it a genie comes out and it will make a wish to each one. the first one wishes to have a lot of money and the genie concided his wich. the second one wished that he was even richer and the genie concided his wich. And when the third one said "I wish" and at that moment he fell and said shit and he was turned into shit.

    I know its bad

    Wii funds $400

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    ok ive got a good one here so here it goes

    A redhead, a brunet and a dumb blonde walk into a gypsies caravan and they see a mirror

    it says up the top "SAY A STATEMENT INTO THE MIRROR FOR GREAT FORTUNE"

    they couldn't resist fortune so they each said something

    the redhead goes first and says "I think i have the reddest hair in the world" *SLURP* it sucks her up but brunet thought that it would suck her up if she told a lie so she went up and said "I think i am the most beautiful girl in the whole world" *SLURP!* it sucks her up but the dumb blonde doesn'tnotice so she goes up and says

    "I think-" *SLURP!* it sucks her up
    LMFAO!!

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