How to stop telemarketers

[fender13]

If you ever had called gamestop they say their whole thing about the buy and sell used games. So i said that to a telemarketer and he bought it! He asked questions about how connecting a ps2 to the car and that thing you plug in to connect more controllers. so i made a price up for that and he thought he really called gamestop. Now he will cross my number of his list for sure .

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[Syntax]

How to stop a telemarketer suggestion number two..

Hang up

Oh and nice job. I'm suprised he fell for it.

[ocdan]

do this

tele: hi there is this the head of the house, Id like to talk to you about (blah)
me: yeah Im in the middle of dinner right now, how bout you give me your home phone number then I can call you back when Im good.
tele: Sorry I dont really do this stuff from home.
me: huh, how about that? *hang up*

[The_Mitch]

or if your in the US, sign up to the governments Do Not Call list. https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx

this will NOT stop ALL of them but it will stop most. we used to get like 10-15 a day and now we only get like 10 a week

[GhOsT55]

I got a good one:

Tele: Hi is Mr.So or So there?
Me: Yes this is I
Tele: Hi i would like to offer you this product Blah Blah Blah
Me: You know, i have this great Product (make up a product)
Tele: No im ok thanks
Me: (tell him the price, name, functions Etc)

OR!

A back up plan is this:

Tele: Hi is Mr. So or So there?
Me: WE FUNG WON CHI!
Tele:...

[The_Mitch]

if its a guy (and your a guy) start to hit on them. however this can backfire if the telemarketer is gay!

[ocdan]

I got a good one:

Tele: Hi is Mr.So or So there?
Me: Yes this is I
Tele: Hi i would like to offer you this product Blah Blah Blah
Me: You know, i have this great Product (make up a product)
Tele: No im ok thanks
Me: (tell him the price, name, functions Etc)

OR!

A back up plan is this:

Tele: Hi is Mr. So or So there?
Me: WE FUNG WON CHI!
Tele:...

haha I got into a conversation with a friend when I said I wanted to take up japanese in college, and said for fun I would bust it out for phone conversations I dont wan to be involved in, but I would use real words

[GhOsT55]

I said I wanted to take up japanese in college,

You RACIST! that was chinese not Japanese!

[hogsbff]

Heres one-

TM=Telemarketer
Me=Me!

TM= Hello would you like to buy a _________
Me= Sorry I am a little busy right now, can you leave me your phone number?
TM= Um... were not aloud to do that.
Me= Oh, so I guess you don't like being called at home.
TM= Yeah
Me= Well now... YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!

[GhOsT55]

I got another good one:

Tele: hello i would like to sell you something
Me: Umm sure, i am just masturbating right now but please do go on
Tele:....ok....
Me: O yah....uuhhh....yes....o yah....
Tele:...