Is such B.S. Keep your effing hands off of me. I don't have to wear green just because you're an asshole and can't stand the fact that I don't have LYKE OMGZ ST PATTY'S DAY SPIRIT like you. OMGZ UR NOT WEARING GREEN IM GONNAZ PINCH U N PRETEND DAT IM TEH FUNNIEZ. LOLZ.
Holy crap, go away. St. Patty's Day is the same as every other day. I don't have to wear green if I don't want to. And you don't have to pinch me... o that's right, you're an asshole, and you like to use my not wearing green as an excuse to be a dickhead.