i have a novel of stupid stories but right now im going to write probably one of the funniest things thats ever happend to me by far
one day i was at work. i was FRESH out of the academy it was my first week. went i went to work it was the end of spring begining of summer and i drove into the bronx in my boyfriends xterra at the time (he has Fraternal Order of Police or FOP licence plates). the weather was a bit hott so i wore my shorts and a tight tank top. i guess my commander didnt realize it was me thought i was one of the under covers and asked me if i was ready for the protitution sting that was going on. i looked at him like wtf are you talking about. and said to him "undercover?? already?" and he said to me "yeah youve been doing this for years what do you mean already?" so then i said "sir its my first week here!" hes like wait "so youre new and in that cop car" (because my bf has almost 10 years on the job as of august and when he had that car he was going on 9 thats why he thought that xterra was mine). then i had to explain it was my bfs and that i was new and that this was my first time really during the 4X12 shift at that precinct.
the commander then yelled at me for dressing "improperly" saying that my shorts were too tight/small and that my cleavage was hanging out (meanwhile it wasnt that bad). we still laugh about it to this day. (no i didnt get writtin up or anything)
highly embarassing to show up to work and think youre an undercover hooker lmao