Lets hear them!
Could be things like...
'It's quiet...' "Yes... almost... TOO quiet..."
or telling your boss to "shut up".
Or telling me to stop posting such crappy threads?
Metroid already knows I've always wanted to say "Calling New Zealanders and Australians the same is like calling Americans and Canadians the same."
So what are your quotes that you wish to speak in the not so distant future?