Racing a twin turbo porche carrera
There we are at the light. My no longer so great supercharged 2.0 that I need to trade in and this new twin turbo porche carrera.
He rev's at me, the dirty pig ****er. I rev back, I know I'm not going to win in my $5,000 purchased $10,000 modded car that is so busted to shit that I gotta trade it in soon. (It fell apart to shit 2 weeks ago) But a man must try! Plus, hell, the rush is excellent.
The light turns green and we both punch it and our tires burst into hell scream. For a split second I think, "eh I just might have a chance." Not knowing about the twins under his hood just yet.
We are at 20 or 30mph or so (this is all happening very quickly) and we hit the embankment, all eight of our tires are squeelliung from the sharp turn, he's on the outside, unfair advantage - me.
Then I hear it.
The viper like hiss from his, most likely, variable timed turbo pressure release, release and his engine explodes like the gods of thunder were enraged. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE EE
I look over at the explosion of sound to see a thumb up and a porche carrerra turning into a dot with a license plate that read "twins".
Eh, nigga's gotta try. At least he gave me the chance. That's the 2nd porche I've ever raced and lost too. The 1st one a cop pulled me over and let me go after my explanation of, "It was a new porche with a sticker still on the window, how could I not?".
Time to sell this old tuner.