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    WiiChat Member paintba||er's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Funky Gibbon
    I dont use pickup lines, they dont work. Ask a female friend if she would go for a guy who used a cheesy chatup line and they almost always say no, its lame.

    I just approach a lady and say - Hi my names "insert your name", I know this may sound a little forward but I thought you would be interesting to talk to. can I get you a drink?
    Well I doubt anyone is actually going to use these. Its more of a joke.
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    Beastin By Nature! spicka's Avatar
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    i thought mine was prety good too

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Loose_Cannon
    spicka, i love you <3


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    Sets fire to a rag and throws it down spickas gob



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    Here's one

    The setting is in front of a busy apartment complex.

    Guy:This happens everytime with my Wii,I'm sorry.
    Girl:So you have more fun playing with your Wii than spending time with me.I'm so outta here.
    Onlooker:I have a good time playing with mine too lady.

    Or a different one
    Guy:This is always the case with you,you come over play with my Wii then leave.Why is that?
    Girlnce I see your Wii I can't help but to play with it.

    It ain't a pick-up but more so a predicament.
    Its not luck its skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sovieto
    GUY: Wanna see my wee?
    GIRL: You mean your Wii?
    GUY: Nope.
    That has to be one of the funniest yet. All the others are cool too.

    The key to immortality is first living a life
    worth remembering. - Bruce Lee


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    After playing some Wii...

    Girl: Hey can I borrow your Wii?
    Guy: Sure, why don't you just have mii instead?

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    "you'll never walk alone! gizzavii's Avatar
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    if you sit on your left hand and play wii if feels like someone else is doing it for you? no wait.....


    Mario strikers charged thing is... 154721 335104

    Now what do i do??

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    exstatic Wii Fan MztikalAce's Avatar
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    ROFL, some very funneh wii pick up lines LOL
    Pokemon FC - 1117 6798 4421
    Mario Strikers Charged FC - 472550 243375
    Guitar Hero 3 - 008714461757
    Advance wars days of ruin - 386672 399406

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    HITLER ME JEZ King Wiired's Avatar
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    Guy: Wanna see my knob?
    Girl: WHATTT?!?!
    Guy: OSHI

    There's my contribution

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    "you'll never walk alone! gizzavii's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiired
    Guy: OSHI

    There's my contribution
    whats that mean?


    Mario strikers charged thing is... 154721 335104

    Now what do i do??

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    Oshi = O-shit :]

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