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    The best of: Wii pick-up lines

    I made a post like this a lonnnggg time ago, and i thought that with all the new users since then, we can come up with a lot more wii pick up lines...

    here are mine...

    "Hey, wanna come over and play with my Wii? And maybe afterwards you could stay and play with my Wii."

    "After I play with my Wii for a while my arm gets tired, maybe you could come over and help me out with that problem."

    "Mii + You= Wii"

    "Before we play, you better get your strap-on"

    "don't forget to put on your strap, there's no playing with my Wii without protection"

    "This isn't the only Wii that responds to motion"

    "My Wii-mote isn't the only thing that vibrates and eats batteries..."


    Add your own!!

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    I have a Nintendo Wii, and I do not drive a Corvette. You do the math.


    hahahahhah



    Seriously, I got nothin'.

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    GUY: Wanna see my wee?
    GIRL: You mean your Wii?
    GUY: Nope.

    Everything in this signature except for this text was made by Wiired, he is my creator and almighty.

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    I dont use pickup lines, they dont work. Ask a female friend if she would go for a guy who used a cheesy chatup line and they almost always say no, its lame.

    I just approach a lady and say - Hi my names "insert your name", I know this may sound a little forward but I thought you would be interesting to talk to. can I get you a drink?

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    I would walk away laughing so hard if a guy said any of those lines to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funky Gibbon
    I dont use pickup lines, they dont work. Ask a female friend if she would go for a guy who used a cheesy chatup line and they almost always say no, its lame.

    I just approach a lady and say - Hi my names "insert your name", I know this may sound a little forward but I thought you would be interesting to talk to. can I get you a drink?
    these obviously won't get you a date....i mean, first of all, you have to have the looks of, well, me

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    You wanna see my Wii? Its big, white and hard...
    Last edited by spicka; 06-04-2007 at 07:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sovieto
    GUY: Wanna see my wee?
    GIRL: You mean your Wii?
    GUY: Nope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spicka
    You wanna see my Wii its big, white and hard...
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    These are actually good. I thought they'd be lame.

    "My Wii may be small, but it looks very clean. Come on, look."

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