I made a post like this a lonnnggg time ago, and i thought that with all the new users since then, we can come up with a lot more wii pick up lines...
here are mine...
"Hey, wanna come over and play with my Wii? And maybe afterwards you could stay and play with my Wii."
"After I play with my Wii for a while my arm gets tired, maybe you could come over and help me out with that problem."
"Mii + You= Wii"
"Before we play, you better get your strap-on"
"don't forget to put on your strap, there's no playing with my Wii without protection"
"This isn't the only Wii that responds to motion"
"My Wii-mote isn't the only thing that vibrates and eats batteries..."
Add your own!!